Dogster brought us a story this weekend about this very thing. Building managers and owners are getting fed up with the irresponsible dog owners and want to start fining the offenders, so they have turned to DNA testing of the dog-poo.
The days of letting your dog poop on the azaleas, carefully looking around, confirming you are not being observed, and walking away from that pile of steaming waste whistling like a madman, well, those days are behind you -- at least if you live in a growing number of apartment complexes whose building managers are getting on hands and knees in front of the offending piles and carving off samples for DNA testing.
I remember when my building manager used to just pound on my door for the rent.
The samples are then sent (through the mail! Poop through the mail!) to high-tech DNA labs, which I imagine are exactly like those labs on any of the CSIs, so the DNA of the poop can be crosschecked with the DNA of the dogs who live at the apartment.
If the lab finds a match, residents get presented with a bill. At Hollywood Station in Hollywood, Fla., according to CBS Miami, that bill is $150 for the first offense. “If nothing else, it’s going to change behavior,” said property manager Tiffany Acosta. “I don’t want to fine everybody, but I have to make somebody accountable."
"It's human nature, unfortunately," Acosta said. "It's not the dog's problem. It's irresponsible pet owners."
Granted, the new science has taken some adjusting to. “We saw a notice in the elevator last week that we had to bring our dogs to be DNA tested so that they could find their poop," resident Kayla O’Brien said.
So, how does the new poop science work? "Customers who hire Poo Prints have all pet owners register their animals by swabbing their pets’ cheeks and dropping them off to property management offices," reports the Ledger.
KDLT News in Sioux Falls.Typically, dog owners pay for the dog's initial DNA testing, which costs around $30. Some residents think that policy has a funny smell. "To have to pay ourselves to have our dogs tested? We already have to pay to have them live here, so to have to pay some more to have their DNA tested was kind of crazy to us," Sena Peterson told
This lies in stark contrast to the other no-poop effort that is currently gaining steam across the nation. "There Is No Poop Fairy" education campaigns have popped up in Colorado, Idaho, Virginia, and East Harlem, according to www.DNAinfo.com, relying on -- gasp! -- our inner sense of right and wrong behavior. Morals, if you will, concerning poop. Of course, if people's morals always operated correctly, we wouldn't need DNA testing of poop.
I am in favor of this type of testing, I would love for there to be a consequence for the owner's bad behavior! That being said, I think it is horrible that each tenant has to pay for the initial tests. I personally would have a major problem with it since I know I am not an offender, why would I have to pay for other dog owner's bad behavior? That is what is happening now, we all get grouped together. So no matter if you pick up after your dog and make sure they go in the right spots, because so many people don't, it creates this negative feeling about dogs and those of us that own them.
DNA testing hasn't made it's way Downtown yet, but I am sure it will. My hope it that ALL dog owners pick up after their dogs and this type of policing will not be necessary.